| Team full name: | Bite My Shiny Metal Ass Because We Can't Play | 
| Team nickname: | Bender Hates Missing Trivia | 
| Contact info: | (suppressed) | 
| location(s): | home in NoVA just enough to get a few points | 
| Team members: | none of us this round (Arielle '92 just checking in; everyone else going to bed or busy) | 
| Williams classes represented: | '92 | 
| Trash talk: | We Will Miss You So Play Well |