Occam's Toothbrush
| Team full name: | Occam's Toothbrush |
| Team nickname: | Occam's Toothbrush |
| Contact info: | (suppressed) |
| location(s): | James MacGregor Burns' barn on Bee Hill Road, Williamstown, and Los Gatos, CA |
| Team members: | Robert Kent'84 Darbus Oldham (Swathmore '15 or so), and various minions |
| Williams classes represented: | '84 |
| Trash talk: | Your type really makes me puke, you vacuous, toffee-nosed, malodorous pervert! |
