Bender Sucks At Heardle

Team full name: Bite My Shiny Metal Ass And Give Me ALL The Chances For Heardle
Team nickname: Bender Sucks At Heardle
Contact info: (suppressed)
location(s): at home in NoVA; at home in Farmington Hills, MI; and at college in Walla Walla, WA
Team members: Arielle, Shawn, Miranda, Zac
Williams classes represented: '92
Trash talk: We play Heardle marginally better than banjo