If you were a bird, what kind?

Team full name: If you were a bird, what kind of bird would you be?
Team nickname: If you were a bird, what kind?
Contact info: (suppressed)
location(s): a subterranean bog below frosh quad
Team members: a bunch of weird, slimy, chirpy froshpeoples. highest-placing non-winners in january's trivia. specifically:

-you know that guy that always asks people "if you were a bird, what kind of bird would you be?" that one.
-nb with cool pants
-two people with interchangeable names
-chester the dog (and chester the dog's legal guardian)
-the tannex people
-one of the junior advisors of all time
-the most culturally european granite stater known to mankind
-the future presidents of williams cycling and williams fencing
-anyone else who happens to trap themselves in our nasty web of trivia

Williams classes represented: '26, '24
Trash talk: tweet tweet