Corona the Pest

Team full name: Corona the Pest
Team nickname: Corona the Pest
Contact info: (suppressed)
location(s): A major hot spot
Team members: Des Devlin, non-diseased (*)

(*physically)

Dom Grillo '89, too beauteous for any mask to conceal.
Williams classes represented: one fewer than would make sense
Trash talk: All of your scores will eventually go down to zero, like a miracle.

Also, Beverly Cleary is still alive and she just had her 104th birthday last month. So when you read her books, wear gloves and a mask.