A Giant Novelty Pencil

Team full name: A 14-ounce ostrich steak impaled on a giant novelty pencil that says 'Lordy, Lordy, I'm Over 40'
Team nickname: A Giant Novelty Pencil
Contact info:
Team members: The reincarnated members of Korzoff the Ten-Headed Dog-Spider, who do not want to win, but do want to make silly Good Place references.
Williams classes represented:
Trash talk: We're not actually going to fork up your shirt.