A Giant Novelty Pencil

Team full name: A 14-ounce ostrich steak impaled on a giant novelty pencil that says 'Lordy, Lordy, I'm Over 40'
Team nickname: A Giant Novelty Pencil
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Team members: The reincarnated members of Korzoff the Ten-Headed Dog-Spider, who do not want to win, but do want to make silly Good Place references.
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Trash talk: We're not actually going to fork up your shirt.