Bender is sleepy

Team full name: Bite My Shiny Metal Ass and go to sleep
Team nickname: Bender is sleepy
Contact info: (suppressed)
location(s): home in NoVA away at college
Team members: Arielle, Fluffmeister, college kid M and her friends, high school junior Zucchini, possibly A's parents, and ...Orion?
Williams classes represented: '92
Trash talk: We can out-sleep you!