|Team full name:||We Need a Hang Glider and a Crotchless Uncle Sam Costume|
|Team nickname:||Crotchless Uncle Sam|
|Contact info:||hellodes at verizon with a punctuation mark followed by a net (Take that, bots! Masterful!)|
|location(s):||A dark and wet NYC, just like those classic noir films. Dom's down south somewhere... maybe Bolivia?|
|Team members:||Des Devlin, Dom Grillo '89. With some early help by a couple of people who have enough damn sense to go to sleep WAY before 7 AM.|
|Williams classes represented:||'89|
|Trash talk:||This'll be our 68th and 65th consecutive contests, respectively and also disrespectfully. (Assuming both of us live until 10 o'clock.)
Come on, Vegas! Make this contest one of our top fifty!