Crotchless Uncle Sam

Team full name: We Need a Hang Glider and a Crotchless Uncle Sam Costume
Team nickname: Crotchless Uncle Sam
Contact info: (suppressed)
location(s): A dark and wet NYC, just like those classic noir films. Dom's down south somewhere... maybe Bolivia?
Team members: Des Devlin, Dom Grillo '89. With some early help by a couple of people who have enough damn sense to go to sleep WAY before 7 AM.
Williams classes represented: '89
Trash talk: This'll be our 68th and 65th consecutive contests, respectively and also disrespectfully. (Assuming both of us live until 10 o'clock.)
Come on, Vegas! Make this contest one of our top fifty!