Straightforward Nipples?

Team full name: They're Probably Straightforward Nipples!
Team nickname: Straightforward Nipples?
Contact info:
location(s): A romantic ballroom straight out of a cheesy Ed Sheeran video.
Team members: Laurie, Dave, Brian, and Katie, who are DEFINITELY NOT WINNING THIS TIME.
Williams classes represented: '05, '06, maybe more, who knows? We are as mysterious as as-yet-unseen nipples.
Trash talk: Laurie hasn't quite made it to half as many consecutive contests as Des Devlin, but she's closing in on him! (Watch out Des, I'm only about two decades' worth of contests behind you now! MWAHAHAHAHAoh god what am I doing with my life...)