| Team full name: | He teleported 300 guinea pigs into my wife's bath this morning! |
| Team nickname: | 300 guinea pigs |
| Contact info: | (suppressed) |
| location(s): | Kentucky with assistance from West Virginia |
| Team members: | Steve Homer
Gary Graham |
| Williams classes represented: | |
| Trash talk: | Ack! Thppt! |