| Team full name: | Tasmanian Treebiters of the North |
| Team nickname: | Treebiters |
| Contact info: | (suppressed) |
| location(s): | Austin, TX |
| Team members: | Chris, Otis, Chocolate, and the odd little girl |
| Williams classes represented: | |
| Trash talk: | Our Enterprise can beat your Star Destroyer. |