| Team full name: | Bite My Shiny Metal Ass |
| Team nickname: | Bender/SMA/Shiny Metal Ass |
| Contact info: | |
| location(s): | There's no place like home |
| Team members: | Arielle '92 + family (whoever stays awake) |
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| Trash talk: | Want to play but we need sleep - hope playing wins out. |