| Team full name: | Curse Your Sudden But Inevitable Betrayal! |
| Team nickname: | Inevitable |
| Contact info: | (suppressed) |
| location(s): | Berkeley, DC, Menlo Park, and |
| Team members: | Robert Kent - Williams '84
Nicholas Carlini - Berkeley '13 Darbus Oldham -Swarthmore '17 and sundry others we collect on the way . . . |
| Williams classes represented: | |
| Trash talk: | We're going to start with the part where you get knocked out by a 90-pound girl 'cause... I don't think that's ever getting old.
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