| Team full name: | The Worst Nuisance on the Beach |
| Team nickname: | Worst Nuisance on the Beach |
| Contact info: | (suppressed) |
| location(s): | New York and Arkansas, with a vast void in between |
| Team members: | Des Devlin, Spring 1984-present Dom Grillo, Fall 1985-present |
| Williams classes represented: | '89 |
| Trash talk: | Listen here. I'd smash your face ... only you're so skinny you might dry up and blow away. |