Worst Nuisance on the Beach

Team full name: The Worst Nuisance on the Beach
Team nickname: Worst Nuisance on the Beach
Contact info: (suppressed)
location(s): New York and Arkansas, with a vast void in between
Team members: Des Devlin, Spring 1984-present
Dom Grillo, Fall 1985-present
Williams classes represented: '89
Trash talk: Listen here. I'd smash your face ... only you're so skinny you might dry up and blow away.