Bender the 13th

Team full name: Bite My Shiny Metal Ass on Friday the 13th
Team nickname: Bender the 13th
Contact info: (suppressed)
location(s): sequestered at home in NoVA, Farmington Hills, MI, and Walla Walla, WA
Team members: minimal this round. Arielle, at least, and Shawn at the outset (he has something in the AM). Not sure who else is available. -- turned out to be just this; none of the other regulars even popped in :(
Williams classes represented: '92
Trash talk: Make us stay up