If you were a bird, what kind?
| Team full name: | If you were a bird, what kind of bird would you be? |
| Team nickname: | If you were a bird, what kind? |
| Contact info: | (suppressed) |
| location(s): | Sage 5 |
| Team members: | The absolute worst members of Sage 2 + the dregs of the Williams College philosophy department |
| Williams classes represented: | '26 |
| Trash talk: | tweet tweet |
