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| Team full name: | Aaaaaaaaaalphabetically First Among All Williams Trivia Teams Ever |
| Team nickname: | Aaaaaaaaaalphabetically |
| Contact info: | (suppressed) |
| location(s): | New York, Arkansas, and possibly Taiwan |
| Team members: | Dom Grillo '89 Des Devlin, IQ in that vicinity |
| Williams classes represented: | '89, like I just said |
| Trash talk: | We would aaaaaaaaaaanihilate you, if not for our aaaaaaaaaadvanced aaaaaaaaaaage. |
