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Team full name: Aaaaaaaaaalphabetically First Among All Williams Trivia Teams Ever
Team nickname: Aaaaaaaaaalphabetically
Contact info: (suppressed)
location(s): New York, Arkansas, and possibly Taiwan
Team members: Dom Grillo '89
Des Devlin, IQ in that vicinity
Williams classes represented: '89, like I just said
Trash talk: We would aaaaaaaaaaanihilate you, if not for our aaaaaaaaaadvanced aaaaaaaaaaage.