Kent Dorfman
| Team full name: | Let Me Tell You the Story of Another Loser |
| Team nickname: | Kent Dorfman |
| Contact info: | (suppressed) |
| location(s): | Here, there, and everywhere. |
| Team members: | Anonymous |
| Williams classes represented: | 90, 85, 91, Honorary Deg. (TBD) |
| Trash talk: | Well excuuuuse me if we get a few wrong. |